From someone who watches way too much MST3K/Rifftrax, this sounds like a dare. 

Entry #1 for WYTS 2019 Detroit Lions. 

+1 "Mother, my nuts?" 

I’m afraid we don't have much call for that around here. 

Do doooo, do-do do doooo. 

Six AM and already that boy ain't right. 

“Red Right Hand” - - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

I clearly remember drinking Woodchuck for many years before Angry Orchard or any of the others came around. Was a fan of their Dark and Dry, which is sadly not made anymore. 

Side note to this :As a letter carrier, these flyers are the bane of my hands. The laminated board paper used for many these is sharp enough to cut up your hand at the right angle. My hands look like I arm wrestled Edward Scissorhands.

A pints a pound the world around. 

Clearly you have never been to Rockford before. 

94% sure it’s from MST3K (This Island Earth).

While a fine choice, my favorite Ren & Stimpy track is The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen.

https://youtu.be/kSQ8tZ35t4U

The exact same thing happened at my old HS this weekend (Auburn in Rockford, IL), thought this story was about this incident at first.

I turned 21 shortly before the year began. I spent more of that year naked than probably any other year in my lifetime. It was a confusing, eye-opening, exhilarating year.

“Wait, you want to throw it OVER the plate? “