Meet Joe Black, a movie so painfully boring that I feel asleep about halfway through.

I could play FIFA 16 for a year and not pull that off.

“So there’s an infinite number of parallel universes?”

I was 20, a sophomore in college, and in the middle of learning some relationship info that my Catholic raised ass was so ill-equipped to deal with I moved two states away for six months. This movie spoke to me a great deal. While I acknowledge some elements don’t work well now (or didn’t even at the time), the main…

Would we care that much about Lesnar right now without Heyman’s mic work?

Sparkles, is that you?

Back in my days as a soccer goalie, there was no better whiplash of emotion than having a ball go past my fingertips only to have it slam off the post. Everyone looks at you for a second like your a damn genius for perfectly covering the goal, and all I thought every time was “post is my friend, post is my friend”.

In order, I've had:

About the only way Rousey could earn at this point, short of starting over in the division (which will not happen)

Saw a suggestion for Cody/Conor at whatever weight, just for the fireworks they would have. That would be fantastic.

My absolute first thought when I saw the Ross celebration was this clip.

(Sad clarinet plays)

Baked Beans are off!

Not to point out the obvious, but they were down 24 already in the 2nd quarter before that. In a preseason game. Call me when they do this not down by double digits in a glorified practice.

So the guaranteed rate is what, no more than 75 wins?

It’s been an exhausting 1st week of teaching, my brain and my legs are worn down from trying to interest 180 15 year olds in Geometry. Yet my heart lifts and my spirits rise: My comment made it into a WYTS. Not just any team either, but my wife favorite team.

Best line from Seth McFarlane's appearance on SNL, in character as Lochte:

I know it's not the same episode, but…

After reading the headline, my first thought: Red Rocket!