“Royal Towing, the towing company involved, has called and apologized to Montgomery, and offered to pay to have the transmission serviced, but wanted the videos taken offline.”

Tow companies are SCUUUUUUMMMMMMBAGS.

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

I wouldn’t wish a dead dog on my worst enemy, and that includes Mike Pence. I’m glad his furbabybeagle had a long life and, unlike American women, was probably treated very respectfully by Pence.

I feel the same way about masturbating at the public library.

One is actual food for offspring, the other is waste material?

My dad always said it’s not really Gatorade in there, but I had no idea.

That shit eating grin smile on the mechanic’s face is gold.

It’s a shame Verstappen didn’t come third, if only to find out whether he’d be allowed to drink the champagne. BBC Radio 5 seemed to think that it’d be OK so long as Jos was there, and they had permission from a ‘peace officer’.

COTA is great like many others have pointed out it’s the only purpose built F1 track in the Americas, and as Stef showed in her earlier article this morning has great garages for all series. I’d love to see Indy race there.

If only it had options for an orb and a portable orgasmatron. I’d never leave the car.

The current (“grille”-less) Model S looks really dumb IMO. I get that the original Model S had a completely useless fake grille and by that standard it makes sense to delete it but the car was styled around that fake grille and without it the front end looks awful.

hi snek plz stay ovr thar

“<tried to paste in emojis with face and gun from tweet to no avail>“ Appparently he’s suicidal about it.

Well, that went way over your head.

Poor NSX. Trump probably grabbed it by the intake manifold.

“Let’s be kind to our GOP brethren. There is no need to shove the rise of Trump in anybody’s face. When necessary, remind people of what can happen but let’s remember that nobody won in this election.”

They deserve Supreme Court Justice Barack Obama.