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I seriously thought that was the most important part of the read-out. Tach and tyre pressure is all one needs for those speeds... (with PDK an indicator might be required to know what gear you’re in, alas. As far as actual speed, you just keep going until you ain’t going no mo)

Russia just stole the election for Trump and we’re not supposed to worry that the keyfobalizer hasn’t made it physically to this side of the pond yet? I’m going to start using the physical key to get in my car. Luckily the car has a proximity/capacitative touch facility that means I don’t have to beam the signal far &

... to pull the parking brake.

Why, thank you! Yours is particularly apropos to the above image! ;-)

That’s good!

The biggest Jeremy Clarkson head ... In The World.

If it says ‘Florida’ on the tin, you can be assured of the contents! (That should be their state slogan, or something.)

If anyone told me their “pickup agent will come for thee” I’d be gone like a rat out of an aqueduct. He’d probably turn up with a bowl of salmon mousse...

“I want him to achieve,” she said. “He might not be able to do everything all at once, but as long as he progresses and shows that he’s trying, making an effort, okay. But I will hold him to some of those promises.”

Hold the Reynolds Wrap!!! Good to know :-)

Post your address. We’ll send more Reynolds Wrap. Lots more.

File to Basket Of Douches. Other than the heir line, if you will, why does anyone at Jalopnik care about this? Idle billionaire scions will do what idle billionaire scions do...

I think this is the last hurrah of three of the oldest schoolboys ... in the world. I haven’t heard, but I don’t think that the Grand Tour is meant to run to ten seasons. I believe it’s a farewell tour with, as you say, a metric fuckton of Amazon cash (*my*!! cash, paid for with my Prime membership for which I hardly

Nor I. I just thought it was a bit risky, but since it didn’t roll I’m probably being too much ye olde wet blanket.

Aha! Now I see the problem. It’s terminal understeer, which no doubt Cars & Coffee leavers overcome by dialing-in massive oversteer to try and correct. A few more iterations, and maybe a little less coffee, and I think we’ll have this issue fixed!

That looks awfully precarious to me. Had they managed to roll the armored vee hickle there would have been several smushed douchey politicians. And a smushed Mercedes.

“oh, merde.”

That may well be! I have never watched Friends (although I’m aware of it) so I would have missed that connection.

The sandwich was a unique, and I thought, inspired, everyman 911R touch. It may not have cupholders, but there is space for a sarnie. Brilliant.

“The 911R is all about giving back driving to the driver.”