Nice car, no doubt, but too expensive.

I stopped listening at “stripper”. NP.

I cannot make any argument that would make this a good deal, but I’m giving it a NP anyway.  So sue me.

The air freshener alone is enough to give it a ND.

In a second.  NP.

There’s not a single Jeep that’s worth its asking price.  Not one.

Crack.Pipe.

Fugly.

I’m betting that if you saw this thing at a rest stop you’d be curious and have a look, but if you saw the creepy-looking guy who owns it step out you’d give him a wide berth.

Repli-can’t

I’m voting Crack Pipe, just for the old Jalopnik nostalgia.

NP.  In a second.

I’m gonna have to vote crack pipe on this one.  It’s pretty ugly and wasteful.  You don’t have to be a Saudi prince with a bonesaw to drive one, but it helps.

Abomination.  They should bring back the “crack pipe” option just for this car.

Mopar trucks are all fugly.  ND at any price.

8-track player = automatic nice price.

For $22,900, you could buy a good car.  CP.

Way back in the day, I got nookie in a Olds custom cruiser, so NP out of pure nostalgia.

GTFO. CP.

I know they’re popular with some of you, but I have never warmed to any of these faux-retro automobiles.  I oppose them on principle.  CP.