You are dead on with your assessment. This is a boat that will do nothing well. They may claim that plastic hull is easier to repair, but who will repair it? Easy to find glass guys to do whatever you need.

When did Corvette become a brand.  Porsche, Ferrari, and Chevrolet.  

Like Toyota gives two craps about how you wash the car.  They aren’t going to warranty it regardless.  Automatic car washes damage paint - fact, not opinion.  

We get it, you drive a beater that you have no reason to take care of.  Some of us actually care about the finish of our vehicles.  

You are full of shit.  I guarantee your car is full of swirl marks - you probably think that is how a car is supposed to look.  It isn’t.  I have a car with one of the hardest clearcoats available (and can confirm, as it is a total bitch to polish) and it has swirl marks from the sins of previous owners that I’m…

Never drove an Impala and avoid anything FWD when I can (so basically, any time I’m not driving a rental car).  My ‘18 Sierra isn’t intrusive at all, I just set it to the closet setting and it’s pretty rare for it to go off.

4 banger Mustang.  That’s a hang your head in shame car.

C6 Z06 if he ups the budget a bit, or C5Z. Meets everything he wants, though they aren’t exactly the easiest to get into, but easier than his current cars.  ‘16+ Camaro 2SS would be another option that would be a bit easier to get in/out of, handle well, and meets his criteria.

996 Porsche doesn’t meet his needs for…

I don’t get buying trucks like these. They are slow, handle like shit, don’t tow well, cramped interior, ride like shit, don’t brake well, uncomfortable, don’t tow well, don’t have that much payload compared to anything made in the last 20ish years, drink fuel, etc.

Basically, they do nothing well but cost a fortune. …

If you are activating the pre-collision on a GM vehicle, you are likely driving like an a-hole.  It’s not all that sensitive.

So basically if you live in an apartment or condo.  Then you go to the self service car wash.  You can still hand wash in those as well.  Next excuse please.

One must really hate their car’s paint to take it through a touch automatic car wash. Which leads to the question of why even wash it? Not that touchless are great but they at least won’t mar the hell out of your paint.

Just lazy people being lazy.  Isn’t that hard to wash a car by hand.  

You must like swirl marks and scratched paint look.

We are, after all, seemingly at the tail end of the car market surge with prices inching down once again.

Still underpowered. It’s a momentum car, and a great driver can make a momentum car feel very fast. But any track with some real straights are bad news for a momentum car.  It wasn’t underpowered 30 years ago...but this isn’t 30 years ago and we aren’t driving on tire compounds from then either.

I’m sure it is fun and…

Unions try to take credit for paid holidays and vacations, but they didn’t start that trend.  They actually ruined the healthcare system during WW2, causing the chain of events that led us into today’s shit show.  My 401k...nothing to do with unions.  Couldn’t say if they had anything to do with FMLA, long term…

I like the car...but 2.5 million on what’s basically a parts bin car is a hard pill to swallow.

LOL, now that would be an article I would be shocked to see.  They SHOULD write that article but never will.

Unions are not the problem in theory. They are the problem in practice.

They also play a big part in why our healthcare is so expensive now.  We can thank the Unions (and politicians, of course) for the mess we are in now.

all the heavy trucks to this day use a manual transmissions.