Ok. This is some quality journalism. This is why many of us come back to Kotaku and wade through all the usual self-indulgence

Of course women play video games. If they didn’t, we wouldn’t have this horrible shit. D:

With posts like these, I question why I check kotaku.

Listen, the world isn’t fucking fair. If they can’t afford to move to a place with better Internet, oh darn, they can’t fucking play online competitively in these kind of games. Big fucking deal. There’s plenty of other shit in this world for them to do. People who want to play competitively shouldn’t be hampered…

“I’m what they call a connection diva,” McCaskill explained to me.

Be sure to come back once you’ve played the game and realize how dumb this comment was!

I wouldn’t wanna work at Blizzard, most of all on Overwatch. Probably can’t take a piss without someone getting offended about it.

You forgot pixel art.

In any context where the word “fandom” comes up, you already know that there’s nothing of value and everyone involved needs to die in a fire.

This story sounds a bit implausible.

BRB, going to GameStop to buy a used copy of one of those Burger King games for the Xbox 360.

Sorry to be that guy, but MGS V is the same price...and doesn’t come with Call of Duty.

“””””Professional””””” gaming.

Don’t worry—I’d never listen to Kirk.

Holy shit, he supported Trump?!? Well, I just pissed and shit my pants at the same time. This is an outrage! I’m now going to bring this up every time I see him mentioned, no matter how irrelevant it is or stupid I sound doing it.

Pittsburgh: Hold my beer, Boston.

Same here. I almost got Axiom Verge on Xbox One then I remembered it’s coming (or is out) to Switch. I guess I’ll be double thinking a lot of games from now on.

Wah wah go flip burgers you slacker bitch.

Also donating $100,000 was Peter Thiel, the man who sued our previous owner Gawker Media out of existence.