This is me, and online stranger, validating you. Do you feel complete yet?

“hey everyone, look at me. I’m a hardo”

IN

Fahey I’m gonna pour an entire slurpy and a bag of Cool ranch Doritos directly onto my crappy Staples keyboard and then destroy you I’m a game of your choosing you nerd.

Who the fuck has any intelligence and actually watches these shows?

I love the part in Forza Motorsport when it makes you lick the car’s clit to make it go faster.

So you’re just a troll? Why go through the effort then? People are just waiting around looking for something to criticize, though, so you’re right about that.

Why does the mouse pad look like somebody blew like a kilo of coke off of it?

Why does the mouse pad look like somebody blew like a kilo of coke off of it?

It’s only anti white because the fact that some people think that is the only reason anyone on this thread actually wants to watch it. Not because it actually is.

And also to pretend like getting that shit up and running is difficult, but that’s more because I’m dumb, and lazy.

I don’t actually want one. I just want to be mad about not having one.

What are you talking about? If you can pirate games and play them all for free, that is a huge payoff.

You mean seems just as *great.

Yeah that guy is definitely just straight up lying lol

I think they were making fun more of Monopoly than the switch. I have stabbed people and been stabbed by people many times over Monopoly.

I don’t really like Monopoly, but after playing the switch for the first time this is the kind of shit that I think is going to differentiate the switch. It is the PERFECT device to dick around on on my coffee table while I watch TV. We need some good board game types of games for it. Just not actual Monopoly. I think…

Yeah so has being a fucking bum and we aren’t going to pay you for that ... Now get your ass down to Walmart or McDonald’s and fill out an app

Walmart is buying the dam Kraft Mac n cheese. YouTube is not buying videos. It would be like Kraft showing up at Walmart with a bunch of shit Walmart mart may or may not want to give away for free and saying “hi boss I’m really liking my first day as a contractor”

So yes even some random dip shit playing a game you already own and can play yourself while offering “commentary” qualifies yes.

They sell ads, not videos. The videos are free to watch. To get an ad up, it costs money. And yes, I realize they need a video to show after the ad but they don’t give a shit what it is as long as dumb fucks like the Kotaku journalists watch it haha.