So you’re saying if all you had access to was a Camry you wouldn’t fuck with it?

I’d do it at $1800.

why on earth would you recommend the V6 over the Ecoboost? O.o serious question. same 300hp. better fuel econ. lighter weight. better torque curve...

correct answer

I am 30 y/o and love the 70s and 80s, and even 60s and 50s but nothing tops the 30s.

I tell them my transmission is broken and they may have trouble operating it, and they let me park it myself.

damn right it’s in Valet mode. I put all of my cars in Valet mode.
Fuck you, Valet. You’re not doing a fucking thing besides parking my shit. Die in a fire if you think you have the right to do a burnout in a car that isn’t yours without permission.

If it’s a public garage that’s fine but like, in your own residence’s structure to people you know for sure are your neighbors?

gosh I must be terrible for hoping my own neighbors who share the communal private garage would you know, have the decency to not fuck with their neighbors cars.

thank god I no longer share a…

seen this thing at Cars n Coffee Costa Mesa at the old spot at Ford/Taco Bell. WHAT A BEAST.

I worked for the NMRA/NMCA race series which also runs the LSX challenge, and so i’ve seen some fucking SICK F-bodies and it takes a lot to impress me, but as a street driven monster, I love this thing.

nice price.

it took me a while to stop ya’ll ing. i picked that up in IA; but that was for emphasis
the ‘minnesooota’ is real

fuck the cyclones - hawkeye lyfe son

you are a bad liar.
I am a native californian. i spent two years in Iowa and frequently visited the relatives who live in Edina. You Minnesootans DO talk like that with the sing-song tone. It’s not a stereotype, and I found that out the first time I was in a public place with lots of people. MoA... omg man the accents…

WOW! I cannot imagine what depths of masochism one has to sink to in order to willingly buy a post-1995 Mercedes with electrical problems. I mean, the punishment

SURE it could be a coil but it’s a damn Mercedes! Good effing luck figuring it out or getting the fix right the first time

To get it running right will likely…

so... pretty much stick a chair on a roomba. got it.

I would’ve erupted in laughter the minute he said the LS was “So rare”.

“Oh wow, I had no idea that one of the most-produced, most common engines of all time with over 50 years of production was ‘rare’.”
sorry I never let shit like that slide, particularly with someone quoting me an absurd figure AND trying to spoonfeed…

RE: President with a Ponytail

I can never take a man with a pony tail seriously. I am always sure he’s a 1980's TV producer or a villain from Captain Planet. Recently, I appeared in court and while I waited for my turn, I observed that several of the attorneys had pony tails, and pony tails of considerable length so…

these will go away the same day we retire the B-52.

He’s done music for a couple things.

I was about to credit him with Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon but that was another retrowave/synthwave artist called PowerGlove, not to be confused with a metal band of the same name.

Perturbator gives them both a good run for their money. Also, watch the video for epic Sega-Genesis pixel art of a Stratos Zero

Also check out:
Lazerhawk
Judge Bitch
Betamaxx
ActRazer
Miami Nights 1984
VHS Dreams
Timecop 1983

I disagree completely, it offers some blunt force protection and why I recovered in 3mos after having my pelvis busted in four places, losing half a kidney and a bunch of internal injuries; I had no external wounds after being struck by a semi.

All The Gear, All The Time. It’s a great way to, you know, not fucking die, should someone hit you or you screw up.

Gear is the difference between getting up and dusting yourself off and calling an ambulance and getting skin grafts.