Mormons, as a result of repression, tend to be KINKY folks.

What if I -like- giving oral and my lover prefers I digitally stimulate her clit instead? (eg touch her)

It bums me out that I get turned down for eating box (which ostensibly, I’m told I’m decent at) if I’m not perfectly cleanshaven too, but that makes sense, but it is frustrating because as a man your face is baby…

yup. had this convo before.

Because what the Challenger DEFINITELY needed was to get HEAVIER.

Try six in the same front yard of a rather crappy house in Anaheim

Yep and it was a big mistake.

my money’s on Manning, see, everyone but manning is like WOOF

the two black dudes are like “this white motherfucker got some stankass farts”

damn, no fiesta st. no buy.

Stabil is great and so is seafoam but they don’t fix everything
plus, it’s never -you- that forgets to put Stabil in the damn tank before storing it...

seafoam is awesome though; it’s why my Fiesta ST doesn’t have carbon buildup on the valves anymore at 38kmi. (all DI turbo cars accumulate carbon buildup like crazy -…

DO IT
ITBs FTW

More annoyingly on a 30 yo bike you’re going to have to take it apart a few times, and you may need to redo the carbs SEVERAL TIMES

EFI with parts made from unobtainium is ALWAYS superior to carburetion.

FUCK CARBURETORS.
Do you know what fuel can’t do if there are no carbs? Fuel can’t gum up the carbs if there are no damn carbs!

I had some German exchange students visit a few years ago and they rented a Routan because it was the only German car at the rental place lolololol

4. GET HIRED AT ANOTHER DEPARTMENT

Full disclosure: not LEO now but was very serious about it once and did lots of leg work to prep, including numerous ridealongs and attending a POST Police Academy.

In the academy we’re told that our behavior has to be held to a higher standard than that of civilians, and if I as a civilian, were to be arrested for…

I’m actually fighting a speeding ticket for this right now.

I drive a kinda flashy car (it’s a promotional vehicle, really) and one morning I had this Nissan Altima tailgate my EVERY MOVE for several miles, so when I’m really starting to get freaked out by this dude and open it up a bit to try and create some space, a…

OOH! I love talking shit to cops about uniform violations. The bit about the ticket being thrown out if they’re not wearing a hat is especially delicious.

“Hey buddy you’d better take care of those irish pennants, you look like a soup sandwich.”

There are quite a few laws (depending on region) that forbid this. If he was in an unmarked PATROL CAR that’s one thing, but this chucklehead was in his PERSONAL CAR. Like Joe Schmoe in a Toyota Camry, not a City or Dept vehicle.

Then there’s the fact that there’s no confirmation WHATSOEVER who was driving. There’s a…

I read your synopsis and I do not understand why I should make time to watch this show

especially where can I find w/english dub, the gf is too lazy to read subtitles (and she’s the one asking to watch this show).

I am a retired anime fan (I -quit- anime around 2004 and have given zero fucks about anything since except…

“Laser Defense Grid” sounds infinitely cooler and accurately reflects what they were doing.

whoever thought Star Wars was a good nickname should be brought up for war crimes.

I believe that we did go there but did stage a landing on earth for TV, because like hell we could’ve transmitted that footage that clearly from the moon, having JUST set up there.