you also get a free track day weekend clinic when you buy a Ford ST vehicle like the Fiesta ST, Focus ST and I think you also get it when you buy a Boss 302 (certain packages). I took advantage of ST Octane Academy. Highly recommend the #Drivermod.

Jason,

Your level of nerdery is always amazing. Keep it up.

...how is anyone this dense?

Having lived somewhere that was speednazis like VA, it's EXTREMELY stressful to have to worry "AM I GETTING PULLED OVER TODAY?" EVERY TIME YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE.

Oh, are you 2mph over the 25mph limit?
TICKET!
Oh, do you not have a front plate?
TICKET!
Have a headlight out?
You better believe that's a ticket.
It's no way to…

No, I really think "DONT EVER GO TO VIRGINIA" is the correct solution.
I mean, why would anyone WANT to go there?

orly?

Patent No. 6630507, held by the United States Department of Health and Human Services, covers the use of cannabinoids for treating a wide variety of ailments...

Cannabinoids as antioxidants and neuroprotectants

Pretty sure the correct answer here is Fiesta ST

that's an "at least" number

Until we see one with AWD we are not getting our hopes up. Do you know how many times we have gotten our hopes up and been disappointed about an AWD hot hatch from FoMoCo?

Specifically how many times we've been disappointed amidst promises of an AWD RS

yes, you should have wheel that is strong like bear so that way it can break more suspension components on its way out

It's fair to call it bullshit if the manufacturer has told your network of dealers to STOP this SPECIFIC behavior.

You mark up, you deserve to lose your allotment. The jalop commentariat is too happy to crucify your dealership.

#STProblems #purplecar

true story. my car is purple. i've accepted that. but it's CALLED blue.

I'm sorry, we were asked for photos of cars and it would appear you've posted a really plush blue couch.

It's Performance Blue, dammit! :(

welll... all of them actually appear to be wearing appropriate riding apparel, so I'm going to hold of on the total squid judgement here.

is it stupid to do a wheelie on public roads? yes. but the lack of armor is the DEFINING trait of squiddery.

Price/Door Count/Drivetrain Layout...

I'm told the GenCoupe behaves like a Musclecar.

If you get a 3.8L R-Spec, yeah you'll hit 34k... but even the lowest spec the 2.0T makes more HP/TQ than the FR-S.

Yep.

Or, you could buy all four for the price of a new Nissan Sentra, instead of this batshit craziness

LOL fucking K-Car people, thinking their "Shelby" is valuable because it says SHELBY on it lol