you forgot "Fucking useless."

Both sets on my old '98 S70 and now my '99 V70R don't work, and if I replaced the wiper arms and blades, they still wouldn't fucking do anything.

They're aspirational in that they aspire to actually wipe something and do a shit job of it

having now met the Dartz guy on the internet, the Prombron isn't that bad because it is knowingly ostentatious, and Russian, which gives it a pass

As a rider that has just recently recovered from a motorcycle vs Semi crash I can tell you all about the value of having a car body.

how about some info on how the blue fuck one would convert an S7 to AWD?

or those freeways that seem to run in a loop around Houston

That is the laziest photoshop of a 2013 Escape/Ford Kuga ever

No shit. As a former MN12 enthusiast I can tell you that it was designed clearly after the 6 series and incorporates more inside too including canting the dash toward the driver.
The 1989-90 Thunderbird SC 5-speeds were pretty strong performers

Actually, this is exactly like what I did. I drove from LA to San Fransisco to Sonoma to Mt Selena to Turtle Bay then back down the 101 to the 210 and then stopped in Glendora. Actually, you can read all about it and see my photos on Hooniverse, here:
2010 Camaro SS Road Trip To NorCal part 1

El Toro Airbase.
Glendora Mountain Road.
Angeles Crest Highway. Scenic vistas off PCH.
Wineries.
Trainyards in Industry, CA or Fullerton or Wilmington
Port of Long Beach/Los Angeles (F&F 1's ending drag was famously shot here
The Tombstone of the San Antonio dam
Shall I go on?

that lede pic looks like a Corolla, and that's a serious dick move to have shit on your roof rack to go to a drive in. It's like wearing a bigass hat to the movies.

thanks for cluing me into this place, I'll have to check it out (it's within driving distance!)

I see a lot of NSX in the MID4's bumper but the MID4 itself apes the Testarossa.

let's agree to disagree. donks are awful, hellaflush is awful
whereas VIP is kind of okay most of the time. it goes beyond big wheels, usually with interior accoutriments like curtains and shit.
I'm like ok, if they want to make it like someone's bedroom inside the car good for them
it's just not as visually offensive or…

You mean like how PZEV is plastered all over other cleanair vehicles such as 2004 model CA focuses (all 2.3L hi-po engines that year) or certain Honda Accords and Civics too.

Special Edition Limited.

VE is the next worst thing to CE, which are "Value Edition" and "Cheapskate Edition", I think.

I haven't seen any Maximas newer than 1996 wearing 4DSC badges- which I thought were kinda cool.

But SSEI got you the perks like 3800SC and a HUD... You know, if you wanted a HUD in a Bonneville lol

It's also apparently a Gatsby

oh my god yes.
I would win LEMONS with this.

And horrify the neighbors.
It's so ghastly it's awesome