THIS. The color scheme, seats and chrome accessories, plus the cracking around the badge scream Vietnamese "restoration". You CAN get decent spare parts for Vespas from Vietnam (with some caveats), but I wouldn't even sit on a full-on "restoration" for fear that it would fall apart under me.

Oh HELL no. This has Viet-bodge written all over it. The body is probably welded together from several different scoots, the engine is probably a collection of beer can gaskets and JB Weld and will grenade on you the minute you get it.

Sorry, I’m too old and good grammar is too ingrained for me to use all the text speak that’s common now. I use correct words, I punctuate my sentences and I bitch constantly when spell check changes ‘wall’ to ‘bread.’ So if people think texts from me that they can read are cold and insincere, so be it.

It’s gonna look sweet with an “Allstate” Henry J in the driveway.