Also sang him a weirdly arousing version of Happy Birthday Mr. President

*crash* Windows has recovered from a serious error. *crash again*

The male nerd is okay in my book. He has good chemistry with almost everyone on the team and consistently comes up with some funny lines. I just want them to resolve his relationship drama with Simmons quickly and all will be forgiven.

This show definitely earned my respect by not going for the redemption arc with Agent Granitejaw Turncoat.

Agent JustAPoorBoy NeedNoSympathy.

If somebody had told me 2 years ago that two of the best shows on TV would be on fucking CBS & NBC (Hannibal, of course), I would have laughed in their face. And yet, here we are.

It was on par with the use of Johnny Cash's Hurt in the episode after Carter's death. The soundtrack & score for this show has always been top-notch.

Glad to see I'm not the only one who has faith in Hersh's cockroach-like survival abilities. If anyone can survive that explosion, it is Hersh.

They consistently have the best finales in the business. September can't come soon enough. Can't wait to see where they go from here. If we go by previous trends, season 4 is going to be so fucking awesome.

Let it go man, Let it go.

Surviving the world's most extreme case of blue-balls on account of his love for a woman he can't touch.

I don't know man. Gideon survived getting shot in the stomach at point-blank range, Chilton survived a shot to the face. I have a hard time believing Jack cant survive a lowly neck-stabbing.

Dude, Wrong channel. Game of Thrones is on HBO.

We only did this because we want that sweet Avengers money.

If I was Joel Schumacher I might

Please forget I did Daredevil, I'm a better actor now.

& more Bat-nipples

I think petty grievances would only warrant a flesh wound from Jack. He's not a monster, just a patriot not afraid to get his hands dirty who gets results. DAMMIT!

Maybe he is Behrooz! Undercover! I wouldn't put it past them.

Maybe it was a quickie. They are trying to go the Game of Thrones way but they didn't know that inserting unnecessary sex scenes is a lot harder than it looks.