Wait a goddamned minute... You’re telling me that drugs advertised in the SPAM folder of my email do NOT work? Someone alert the FDA immediately! They’re still around right?

Women’s basketball.... It’s FANtastic!

Genius PE Teacher: Yeah you know that football player that got caught shoplifting in college? You know, the one who also sexually assaulted a few women, but kinda squirmed his way out of it? Yeah, we should see if he’s interested in giving a speech to our elementary students about setting life goals and women…

I miss The Magic Hour. My favorite thing about Earvin is that when I see him speaking on television he’s always speaking really paced and he tries to be so deliberate with his words and by the end of every one of his sentences you end up asking yourself:

All of this is great information and sheds further light on what a joke this administration is. HOWEVER, unless the national media stops letting them off the hook by shifting their focus & attention to the latest and greatest shiny object that this group of Klansman throws their way, NOTHING will change! What happened…

+1 for the Steinbeck reference.

This guy is a uniquely special kind of creepy...

I don’t know who I have more disgust with right now, Trump supporters or “undecideds.” Like, how the actual FUCK are you still “undecided”???

“I know words... I have the best words...”

(((((YAWN))))) what else ya got?

Ugh, Gael Monfils is my favorite tennis player, but I may need to reconsider that after seeing/reading this. I totally agree with him, sports “fans” have become such entitled losers in my opinion. Athletes are just people and sports is just entertainment. Would you ever ask for your money back after seeing a TERRIBLE…

If iPhones were made in the United States, they’d cost like $5,000.00 each (maybe more)... Why is it so hard for people to understand that a certain amount of outsourcing is why items such as the Apple iPhone are affordable? Manufacturing jobs will NEVER return to the United States and that’s actually a GOOD thing,…

I think it’s been that way for a while, in regards to the Ryder Cup. I went a few years back when it was at Oakland Hills and by the end of the day everyone I was there with (all Americans) was openly rooting for the Euros because of how cool they were with all the fans.