Thanks, I'll add this to the reason I'm NEVER FUCKING DOING THE DISHES AGAIN! And the continuing reasons why I'll grill everyday, but I'm NOT FUCKING COOKING!

Cooking has to be the worst, buying groceries, prep, multitasking, cleaning, putting condiments and others back, putting food into tupperware, dishes, argh, just the biggest waste of goddamn time. When I make my first million, I'm getting a motherfucking cook so I never have to do any of that shit.

I love your columns. Keep it up man. Preach the hardcore that I used to be all about. Hopefully I'll get back into it once I figure out how to escape my wife and dog and job and grad school one of these days.

Nope, never. Too much fragmentation. Consumers are confused. What's better the Droid Maxx M, Droid Maxx HD, Xperia Z, Experia ZL, Samsung Galaxy Note or Note II?

Blackberry was popular for this same reason. Chew on that, smartass!

I agree that Google is just force-feeding people shit. Google sells, but Apple actually has a strategy for sustainability and profit. That's Apple's MO, keep margin high. Google's MO is in numbers. Raise the numbers and it's good for everyone!

You could be a nice guy and show a chart of Netflix and Youtube streaming popularity having an inverse relationship with murders in US and people would applaud.

Tough break for the kid. Some weird but important notes: Sounds a lot better than what Zuckerberg was caught for in the Facebook movie. I'm curious how much hollywood stretched the truth, but taken the movie for true life, this kid certainly looks like a better dude than Zucks. Also, an internet security company that…

Or you could just move out and get normal furniture.

Nope. So you carry your gun at all times. Wonderful! I wish everyone did the same as you...well, not at all actually.

Gunnars are great. I've been using them for 2 months and will say that my $60 was well spent. They are no miracle fix for eye strain, but they sure do reduce the fatigue I used to feel when staring at my screen for 6 hours or so at my job.

Just bought myself a pair in November and I'm glad to say they work. I'm a datahound at my job so scrutinizing numbers and charts on a screen is what I do...for at least 5-6 hours of my 8 hours or so day. It's not a miracle fix, but it definitely helps.

So you buy a gun in hoping that you can unload 14 rounds into another human being? You realize you're not an action hero and the Taliban aren't going to raid your home, right?

All five inch phones running Android, three from companies no one buys phones from—you have a strange sense of using the word "best."

OK City is a rising economy. Seattle had a shitty arena. Moving a team to OKC was a good idea. Now Seattle has built a new arena and Sacramento doesn't have any fans. This makes sense. Bashing the dude who left Seattle doesn't.

Using guns as "tools" is not necessary in today's world unless you are a hunter or have a military type of job (police, security, SWAT, spy, army, etc.). Guns are among the easiest tools to quickly and efficiently injure many people. Similar to bombs. You see the correlation? YOU may think you're well within your…

Agreed. My guess it he may have been a Gorden Gecko-ish dirty player who made it big before getting caught.

Maybe instead of fucking whores, Seguin should invest his manzone into a decent, normal woman to help him with basic domestic needs. You know, because nobody wants to live with their mom all the time. Dishes, clothes, vacuuming, filling the trash can; All things most chicks would do in a heart beat to be with a young…

So papa moneybags goes away and people have a harder time finding funds for new shows. You know...this reminds me of something. It's called the rest of world. If you want to create a new app/shoe brand/headphones you gotta raise the capital yourself or get funding from someone who will publish. Video game companies do…

I likely only watch about four shows (not including sports) in a given month, but with Hulu or iTunes I have to wait until they're available. I want to fucking watch Dexter and Sons of Anarchy tonight damnit!