Thanks, I'll add this to the reason I'm NEVER FUCKING DOING THE DISHES AGAIN! And the continuing reasons why I'll grill everyday, but I'm NOT FUCKING COOKING!

Cooking has to be the worst, buying groceries, prep, multitasking, cleaning, putting condiments and others back, putting food into tupperware, dishes, argh, just the biggest waste of goddamn time. When I make my first million, I'm getting a motherfucking cook so I never have to do any of that shit.

I love your columns. Keep it up man. Preach the hardcore that I used to be all about. Hopefully I'll get back into it once I figure out how to escape my wife and dog and job and grad school one of these days.

Nope. So you carry your gun at all times. Wonderful! I wish everyone did the same as you...well, not at all actually.

So you buy a gun in hoping that you can unload 14 rounds into another human being? You realize you're not an action hero and the Taliban aren't going to raid your home, right?

Using guns as "tools" is not necessary in today's world unless you are a hunter or have a military type of job (police, security, SWAT, spy, army, etc.). Guns are among the easiest tools to quickly and efficiently injure many people. Similar to bombs. You see the correlation? YOU may think you're well within your…

Maybe instead of fucking whores, Seguin should invest his manzone into a decent, normal woman to help him with basic domestic needs. You know, because nobody wants to live with their mom all the time. Dishes, clothes, vacuuming, filling the trash can; All things most chicks would do in a heart beat to be with a young…

Do you play with bombs too? How about modified cars and planes? What if you found out your neighbor had a hobby that included detonating bombs in his backyard? Or trying to see test out his aim from his turret on his fighter plane? Your life would likely come into harm's way because of his "fun" hobbies. Think about…

As much as I dislike Barry Bonds, Baseball's Hall of Fame is meaningless because it does not include him or Pete Rose. The writers have made the inductee's life more important than what he contributed to the game. Bonds is the all time home run leader, Rose is the all time hits leader. Clemens has beastly stats as…

Do you realize how close minded of a state Utah seems to outsiders?

Guns have purposes in the same way that cars have purposes. But while both can be abused to harm others, certain guns have no useful purposes for 99% of Americans. Exceptions would home defense guns used more for intimidation and rifle used for hunting.

AR15 huh? What on earth did you purchase the gun for? Think about it, please. If you're not in the military or some sort of SWAT team then I think you have some sort of power or gun fetish.

A hunting rifle is an effective mass murder weapon? A shotgun is no good for home defense? Wow man, you're really reaching for the edge on these claims. The purpose of the shotgun is one shot, more for intimidation than actually gunning down all the burglars. Handguns are easily to conceal and can quickly kill several…

Normal people don't shoot up schools. Giving non-servicemen ability to own guns opens up opportunities for this kind of violence.

That's a recent Supreme Court decision and not at all the spirit of the original 2nd amendment. I disagree with it entirely and sure enough it was a split decision. My guess is that if the same case came up today it would be overturned and it wouldn't be nearly as close. You forget that Bush was President then and…

So you walk around all day with a firearm? And you want your kids to do the same? Oh wait that could be dangerous if they are not trained properly and part of a well regulated militia that would train them how and when it's okay to use said firearm? Yeah I thought so. More idiots with guns means more idiots with more…

Again, you're not reading the bill of rights. You are not part of any "well regulated militia." You are also likely part of the idiot population still in favor of all the airport security that simply costs everyone money and doesn't do any good. Power corrupts and giving more power to whacko nut jobs helps them harm…

I was a fan of Leroy Hoard back in the day as well, so on some level I used to agree with you. The issue is comes from the split back system, which realizes that RBs are very replaceable in general, (Peterson not included) and simply having two RBs is better than having a short yardage guy, a first down guy and a…

Thank you for promoting the facts, not the garbage. More guns is not better than less guns, although I used to think more gun meant more good people to protect others from bad people. It indeed means more crazy, angry, ignorant people will be better equipped and ready to harm others in an extremely efficient manner.…

Good work, too bad the people who read this would already agree with you. This is like a high school teacher holding a study session: the people who need the most help/advice are not going to listen/look for it.