I’d rather have QuattroForte.

I suddenly don’t care about how poor I’m going to be...

NP all day, buy that, and this,

Looks like I need to take my ‘02 Odyssey to the NE in another year when I am ready to sell.

240k on the body and still going strong:

I sold my Jade Green 2005 E55 Estate to a guy all over email. He saw my FS post on MBworld, never talked to him on the phone or text. He overnighted me a check, it cleared, I overnighted him the title, a transport truck arrived the next day, delivery to NorCal from Seattle.

Ah farts. Every criticism of recent Star Wars leaning hard into OT nostalgia instead of exploring new ideas is fairly accurate, but I see Mandalorian armor in those beautiful muddy 70's gas station colors and like the sucker I am, I’m in.

I believe the proper answer is the late 80s-early 90s Ford crew cab F350. You can do everything you want to other than park it.

Volvo V70R or Saab 9-3 TurboX Sportcombi. Longroof wagons (lots of space in the back for stuff) with a manual or automatic, turbocharged with tons of power, comfy for long trips, AWD and good in all weather, and fun to drive in the twisties. Oh, and great cars for kids.

If’n you ain’t cheatin, you’re gettin’ beaten!

These have aged horribly. It’s not the car itself, but the culture around the car that makes me hate them more as they get older.

Nah, Clarkson is in the wrong here.

Only if someone on the line has been reading Zen and the Art Of Motorcycle Maintenance.

Thank you for your service Sir, Enjoy what you buy.

Convertible, exciting but not exotic enough for Ferrari-level repair bills, automatic, with room for two child car seats?

Easy:

You Sir are going the buy a Porsche Panamera Sport Turismo with the full glass roof.

44 MINUTES OF WAR ARMORED POLAR BEARS OR WE RIOT!