I sold my Jade Green 2005 E55 Estate to a guy all over email. He saw my FS post on MBworld, never talked to him on the phone or text. He overnighted me a check, it cleared, I overnighted him the title, a transport truck arrived the next day, delivery to NorCal from Seattle.

I believe the proper answer is the late 80s-early 90s Ford crew cab F350. You can do everything you want to other than park it.

Volvo V70R or Saab 9-3 TurboX Sportcombi. Longroof wagons (lots of space in the back for stuff) with a manual or automatic, turbocharged with tons of power, comfy for long trips, AWD and good in all weather, and fun to drive in the twisties. Oh, and great cars for kids.

If’n you ain’t cheatin, you’re gettin’ beaten!

These have aged horribly. It’s not the car itself, but the culture around the car that makes me hate them more as they get older.

Nah, Clarkson is in the wrong here.

Only if someone on the line has been reading Zen and the Art Of Motorcycle Maintenance.

Thank you for your service Sir, Enjoy what you buy.

Convertible, exciting but not exotic enough for Ferrari-level repair bills, automatic, with room for two child car seats?

Easy:

You Sir are going the buy a Porsche Panamera Sport Turismo with the full glass roof.

There’s nothing more expensive than a cheap Mercedes.

Here’s the only new GT in Finland. The owner also has the older one wearing the same livery. The older one has the factory option livery but the new one has been wrapped in Finland. I don’t remember what color hides under the wrapping.

Hell of a ticket. I doubt he’ll be able to dodge this in court.

Does no one remember this from the TNMNT cartoon?

Interesting story, not Boring at all!

Here is the real question:

I never thought I’d see screw-on wheel skirts on a Pagani. That’s some Pep Boys level shit. Is Horacio just trolling folks with that?

To me, it feels like it's so ugly it's amazingly attractive in a weird way. Except for the rear-wheel fairings, though. Fuck those.