Thank you: you have succinctly described the weird paradoxical themes and tones that the Godzilla franchise sits in.

It’s as you said, Godzilla has no consistent canon, due to filmmakers changing him to fit whatever story they need. He’s not like comic book superheroes where there’s a base character that everyone…

TARDIS grades?

Scott:  “If only we had some kind of device that would allow us to manipulate the Time Vortex...”

The Supra is so old it’s already due for a mid-cycle refresh

More better.

an entomologist at the University of Florida, had heard of people releasing banana spiders in their houses to eat the roaches

...cockroaches eat people’s skin when they’re sleeping and crawl into their ears.
 

I didn’t think the desire to punch this guy in the face could ever get stronger. I was wrong.

I always thought this sonata reminded me of the 9-3 ... which is a good thing. Understated and handsome

I actually owned one! A “platinum edition” v6, no less. I was sick of my unreliable BMW and wanted something I didn’t have to worry about. In hindsight, I shouldn’t have sold out but it was the frustration at the time.

But the owners were not aware of it, because surely he jumped on the car’s roof once they were both inside... anyway, they already made a movie about this story:

ironically enough she’ll be getting a head jammed in her pipe instead of the other way round

paramedics are reporting that she got a case of the vapors

Tomorrowland 2? I kid.

It’s that the Toyota logo contains all the letters in “Toyota:”

One data center won’t make a difference, but I do get your point: If we start thinking of oceans as air conditioners (for tons of data centers, or tons of data centers and whatever else), it could cause ocean temps to rise.

BMX or GTFO.

Not so much unlike these ...

That Accord wagon looks damn good!

We could use a couple more.