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I want to ride my BIIIIIIICYCLE!

As long as it only comes in shades of brown and is a wagon, Jalopnik readers couldn’t contain their excitement to buy one used in 5-10 years...

Nah, he’s too manly for that. He got wasted on Jim Bean and thought CL wanted the last 4 digits of his SS #.

I submit that Mr. George is closest, but counter with the same thing, yet actually reliable. The Lexus IS300.

What is it with Ford and snakes?

Has someone wrapped one around a tree yet?

It’s a Ford....Still valid

Woof.

Thank gawd there were no interior shots. My retinas are burning from the 50 shelby badges on the exterior alone.

....or you buy a Raptor and a GT350

The Tundra just won’t look as cool hauling around bags of fair trade coffee beans and mustache wax.

Totally. But they’re popular for a reason.
I was considering an E39 M5 instead before I bought my 60, but grinding out traffic jams with a $4k clutch and 12 MPG was not an appealing proposition.

A 540i touring, Panamera GTS (or perhaps X5M) might be a good option if you don’t want to go EV. Nothing like NA V8. The 540

Tossing this in the ring. Cool: mostly, but who else has a dad could do a massive burn out and then take his bike to the park.

Jalopnik and no wagon!?

Before I bought my current Mustang GT, I was cross shopping between the Mustang, the Audi S3, and the BMW M235i. They were all comparably priced (mid-$40K range) and had comparable performance. I’m youngish for that price range (was 33 at the time), and it was a weekend, so I was dressed in relatively ratty jeans and

You need to do what I used to do with my old Outback. Box them in with your wheel cut so it’s literally almost impossible for them to actually get out no matter what door they use to get into the car, lol.

Are you havin’ a laff? Is he havin’ a laff?

Keep Chip Foose out of it. The world needs less two-tone cars with orange pinstripes.