Were this a story on stealerships sticking it to a customer, I'd have applauded this man's somewhat hilarious actions. But this guy's a dick.

"Phrasing!"

I don't know why, but that front really reminds me of the 6000 SUX

I can't see the pee stains on that dark blue suit. Nicely done sir!

It looks to have been nicely restored, and doesn't scream "Avoid other people's project cars" throughout the ad. NP!

If you worked at a BMW stealership, that line alone would have sold me the car.

Sweet Baby Jesus.

I also loved the Taurus cruisers from the new Robocop movie

Awesome cars. I would have went with these in place of the Death Race vehicles.

Definitely a safer bet than Googling it!

I understand why you wrote this, and even the message/warning to those who aren't necessarily Jalops in practice, hobby, or trade. I was even expecting the denouement of the benefits of a used luxury car warranty being worth the purchase. But seriously man, going to the dealer for just that stuff?! Where's the…

I love old Mustangs, and I love AWD. Something about this shouldn't be right, but damn it's awesome!

I think we all know where this is heading.

Ford Escort RS'es for everyone!

BAH GAWD!!

To their credit, I've always enjoyed flying Delta whenever I happen to catch one of their flights. Having only been through Atlanta twice though, I can definitely agree that it needs an additional airport to alleviate some of that terrible traffic and airport congestion. Shame on them for blocking these measures.

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Fantastic selection of odd classics!

Definitely looks a bit narrow in the engine bay. Perhaps enough space for an old Fuji Heavy Industries' Flat-4?

Your uncle was the first of us. A Jalop God, sent from the garage heavens to lead us to everlasting brown manual shooting brake glory.