Yeah, I am there with you re: Brady’s status as GOAT.

Exactly! 

Ah yes. I forgot that here at Jez we should never let anyone grab us without consent *unless* that person is BRITNEY.

I’m sorry, maybe Britney should stop approaching and touching famous people without warning and especially if they’re surrounded by bodybuards whose job is precisely to stop randos from touching/accosting/approaching the person they’re guarding?

What is it that he is supposed to be apologizing for?

I’m only sort of kidding when I say that Bernie Sanders could run with a (R) next to his name and a significant number of gop voters would vote for him simply because it does not have (D). The policies don’t matter (to the extent they exist), the people don’t matter, the electability doesn’t matter, the competence…

It’s going to be amazing when he rips his mask off to reveal that he was Sacha Baron Cohen all along.

I’m honestly not sure if “returnofthew00master” is a real person or a chatbot. He/she/it seems to completely miss the point of both your comment and the article.

I got about halfway through and was like ‘this is what happens when you give that particular film student that every class has a lot of dough.’

A lot of them still hate the NFL because they didn’t summarily execute Kaepernick. I actually know people who are still boycotting. One guy in particular used to be a big fan, host viewing parties every week, now won't even let you talk to him about it. Just astonishing. 

Cletus McSisterfuckers

She owes the previous bunch of lawyers $30M and growing.

“ But it is now 2023 and the understanding that patriarchy is dominantly misguiding and that systems of power uphold and even promote abusers is baseline knowledge for most people buying a ticket to a retrospective of Picasso 50 years after his death at the Brooklyn Museum.”

I promise the ‘authorities’ don’t care that much. When a city hosts the superbowl, there is a documented and significant statistical increase in human trafficking in that city. Shitty sports fans want to pay for sex along with their game. This is well known and widely documented, but nobody shuts down the Superbowl.

I’m gonna ask this seriously: do you really want the PAX crew trying to control every vaguely PAX-related event in town? Is that even a rational expectation? Should they be the ones trying to arbitrate what goes on at random parties/gatherings and then dole out consequences based on whatever they’re told?

“The Funko Pops had been decimated...” should be the tagline for all Gizmodo media coverage. It might be the most potent line ever written on these sites as I have never forgotten it or the shame it filled with me to read.

Well 17 year old me did gleefully participate in in my own statutory rape by a 35 year old neighbor and it wasn’t until my 30s (and starting therapy) that I finally realized that was gross and stupid.

Same.

That’s the difference between us and this dipshit. 

...his head in a freak psycho-sexual misadventure after hours at his heavily armed “church.”

Uh, you know not buying the fucking games is a choice right?