Saying “other than New Vegas” is sort of like saying “Other than Lebron James, the 2015-2016 Cleveland Cavaliers weren’t very good”.

Vault Dwellers are the main protagonists of the Fallout games.

Right? Like First they came for the mayo drinkers, and I said ‘fuck yeah get those weirdos outta here’ because that is gross.  I say this as someone who thinks mayo is a perfectly good condiment to use liberally, but drinking it straight?  Nothing you say can convince me those people aren’t fucking skin walkers or…

The only conceivable reason for this is that it’s going to be a tracked achievement where the data is collected over time so we can round up the monsters who voluntarily choose to drink mayonnaise.

Very few games try actively to be “funny games” and even fewer of those are ones built around community enjoyment.

Yeah I’m not a big Heinlein fan but ultimately my take on the book is that whether it’s “fascist” or not ultimately boils down to how you interpret the Arachnids and also whether or not you know anything about regular old military culture.

Yeah I waited until the new one was on PC and on sale before picking it up. Thinking that’s what will probably happen here as well.

I s’pose this means I should get around to playing the first one finally ...

When it comes to Mo’Nique, I’m never quite sure what to think about her allegations, though I occasionally am brought back around to a particular piece of timeless wisdom.

I mean ... who doesn’t think they could do some good with dictator for a day powers?

Mandy Moore said she feels like a “different” person compared to when she was married to Ryan Adams. Thank god and god bless.

But also ... Morning Phase was good.

For a few seconds on Sunday afternoon, Nicki Minaj was mistakenly awarded her first Grammy. Awkward!

They maybe used to cover them with a bit more cynical a lense towards the fact that both Spears and Timberlake benefit from controversies like this. Now, instead of snarkily pointing out how celebrity gossip readers are marks for all this nonsense Jezebel is firmly ensconced in the category of being a mark for the…

You’re analyzing a WWE match as if it’s real.

Frankly, Barbie’s effect on culture might be a tad overblown,

Israel does indeed not exist in a vacuum, but ... still inevitable.

Yes they do make it inevitable at this point because while Israeli politics are not “simple”, they are remain overwhelmingly in favor of the IDF somehow doing something decisive about Hamas.

“international law”

You say all that as if I don’t know all of that and think it’s a tragedy. I do. It changes nothing about the dynamics at play domestically within Israeli politics and internationally that prevent the world from dealing with the situation in a workable way.