My friend's dad has and still drives a Ford Aspire. That thing is frightening to be inside. It feels like an errant wind from a passing truck could jettison it off the road.

BBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPP

Over here in American cities, E63 AMGs are unbelievably common. In Western Europe, they're amazingly rare. I have a sneaking suspicion that they're rather ordinary in Baku, though, where the money is rolling in like the oil that creates it.

Hawt

2000 miles in two weeks... That's half what I put on my daily in almost a year!

Fucking North Korean drones...

Reflex Spice is the greatest car color ever but it looks terrible on anything that isn't a TVR.

Some candidates for most pretentious names:

"Orange you disappointed there's no manual option?"

My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

Russia is exploiting the weakness that is Obama himself.

The chief of the US Air Force in the Pacific, General Herbert "Hawk" Carlisle, told the Center for Strategic and International Studies think tank that Russian planes had circumnavigated the Pacific island, and had been even so bold as to approach the California coast, according to Reuters:

It wasn't a burnout. he was just trying to park.

Shit, I guess we can say he's an opponot.

Ditches love shitboxes.

In Strada or Sport, the dual clutch transmission shifts up for you no matter what you do.

I wish Someone had been filming when a person decided to ram into my motorcycle, knock it over and flee the scene last week.

Challenge accepted.