Unintended acceleration strikes again.

Always a dam Camry.

Me too.

I have a better idea:

I read the title in shock and horror, then saw this putrid face.

I'll take my yearly ice storms over the constant threat of "The Big One".

Wow

I'm sorry. It had to be done.

Koenigsegg's camless engine is surely impressive!

The Veyron's?

All the moving components and the precision required to make sure none of them decide to say LOLFUCKYOU when you're doing 250mph+

Most states consider 0.02 zero tolerance. Mostly because there are certain medications that can cause you to register a BAC of 0.01.

Yes. Reindeer games mother fucker

DO YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME

Yeah, the driver was smoking too. The car wishes he would ignite.

all while smoking a cigarette because tire smoke just wasn't enough

Washing machine enthusiasts, they do exist!

Sienna Miller, the female version of Ray Wert?