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"American cars are crap."

Or as my Dad used to say:

12 MPG? No thanks. Gas costs a lot more now than what it did in 1992.

In other news. Hyundai continues to crush its Asian competition.

See, this is what happens when you're granny shifting, not double-clutching like you should be.

So, instead of TruckNuts, we have HoodPenis?

That is... um.... ugly. Shame that the exterior looks so exotic and sophisticated, yet that looks about as American as ever

50 hp right there, add in another 20 for the skull theme.

Can be insanely expensive to fix. You'll get better life out of it if you have a respectable mechanic replace the stock plutonium reactor with a Mr. Fusion, which allows you to run on cleaner, garbage-based fuel.

Daddy?

The best part is that the Hammond one is actually life-size.

There's a mini you and mini me and 1: 1 scale Hamster.

He was surrounded by a pack of cowards who had no business being on the road to begin with. If you want to be treated like a human, act like one.

Arizona version of "If you find yourself in Lien's situation, I would advise that you:"

I'll commit blasphemy - I think the dead on front profile of the miura is ugly, and those eyelashes combined with the almost unibrow hood vents are what do it in.

I love how the only thing in this video to properly use a crosswalk is a pigeon.

Call me a pussy. Call me anti jalop.

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