Talk about engine porn. Awesome.

Crack pipe here is made from 4" schedule 40 pipe and a 55 gallon drum...

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

what's wrong with NYC? just brush the rats off your shoes and you're fine.

Why aren't they called Frunks?

Nothing says "presidential" like "I own all the cocaine you can imagine."

Again; why can't we just order cars directly from the company? Dealerships could be converted into licensed repair shops.

Fucking crack pipe all day long.

It's north of NYC...therefore, it IS upstate. End of discussion.

Insert single tear slowly rolling down right here.

Never looked twice?!

As a Miata owner. Get Out Of The Way! Maybe we need our own track days.

It's like an inline five (the angriest engine of all time) grew up, found a partner, got married, and chilled out a little.

I wanna start the American counterpoint by founding a club where members take old Volvos, DAFs and Saabs and equip them w rally accessories and giant Swedish flags hanging out the back, and cruise up and down the boulevard cranking Abba and Roxette.

:D

Release the clutch. Motor dies. Restart the motor.

I'll drink to that.

I can't think of anyone I'd rather see in outer space than Bieber.