I can two your missing off the top of my head:

I loled

Ghost?  Pleb.

except their theories are anything but biblical

Can confirm, awesome tent.  I did a ton of research all the way up to the $100 price point before buying and I really couldn’t be happier.

Can confirm, awesome tent.  I did a ton of research all the way up to the $100 price point before buying and I…

I love me B8 to bits, but if you do buy one please make sure the clutch has been done.

Have all of my stars.

I got two much oppo in my S5 last weekend and put it into a stationary object. I am currently driving a 2014 Camry Hybrid rental. I wasn’t expecting to love driving it, and as it turns out I don’t.

Agreed. Bullitt was shitt.

But $5,500? My God, that’s like real car money, whereas this is a toy.

I would agree but the fire department didn’t release his identity.

Why didn’t you get more for the Alero? I would imagine you could’ve gotten like a thousand bucks for it.

Usually when I buy a car, I have 2-3 good color options to choose from, so this has never been a problem for me.

You should write YA novels.

They basically axed all of the shit we’ve been complaining about since the beginning.

Beautiful.

Donkey brains.

Amazing how they managed to make the paint look faded even though it was a press photo.

Watch out for the V6 automatic cars.

This is the most fucking racist article I have ever seen on a Gawker site. This is not ok. Congratulations.