This article is the best. It also has aged terribly in the past 6 hours.

This column isn’t aging well, Burnenko.

It’s like watching a really shitty episode of “How It’s Made.”

These clips are mesmerizing like a lava lamp. I could spark up a joint and sit and stare at them all night long.

You two are silly. Would you like your own ESPN morning show?

joke

Samer, this is stupid stuff.

Come on, that’s a dildo. Bills fans travel (not unlike most every NBA player, amirite truthers?).

Glad that’s settled. Now I can go back to trying to program the VCR. It’s Matlock Marathon Wednesday.

It’s cool to call things memes?

As a millennial I can assure you this is not a meme.

I’m old. What makes this a “meme” and not an “ad”?

This comment is Good.

I really hope the Mets don’t waste a camp invite on someone who has proven he can’t play baseball at the Major League level. I get that he’s a really nice guy and used to be a famous star, but this whole David Wright spectacle needs to come to an end.

The stove has been hotter before, it’s true...

I’m sure horseracing and boxing fans would agree. And their sports have never been healthier or more popular!

What do you mean!??? Joy is covering 1st base!

You own the Rangers?

You will believe he caught the ball after they win the series?

To each their own :)