@iambloodthirsty: That man just warms my cockle

@HereComesMyBaby: No pics, didn't happen

You spelled home wrong

They made his skin too heavy

That's a nifty flashlight you got there

That foam iron maiden reminds me of a daft punk video

Well then, they should have made Jesus more like Batman

Good luck doing a radical maneuver

@Chewmieser: Don't we do that with all women (minus the unattractive ones)?

@drmrw: References to references aren't funny

@blyan: I once punched a guy...

@Graviton1066: I just had a stroke

...or you could just spend 65,000$. Your choice.

@Maave: And then Steve Jobs will say " Other OSs have them too"

Looks like someone stepped all over the wings

@MaliciousH: It's boring unless I'm there. If I could.

@JohnnyricoMC: My guns get perfect reception. *boosh* *boosh*

@timestep: You sound easily impressed.

I guess they're hoping some people won't return them

Why would he put it right in the middle of his mantle? That would ruin the decor