“We’re all fine here...now. How are you?”

There is pretty much nothing Harrison Ford-like about Alden other than a slight passing visual resemblance.

When’s the last time people talked about a man being divorced and included the line “He can’t, he’d get nothing.”?

Her book deal.

This certainly makes me reconsider whether Philly fans are jerks...

I’m not seeing any take by Dan, merely a reporting of facts.

You know, I love to drink, and I like to cheer on my team with a decent buzz. I don’t understand how people can get so liquored up hours before the big game. What’s the point?

i like calling them Velosteraptors.

Ah, yes, you probably wouldn’t appreciate Korean food!

Japchae, Bibimbap, and Pajeon are all to die for. I had Pajeon with oysters and huge pieces of grilled green onion with a soysauce/garlic sauce, omfg.

People find it weirdly intimidating! I was on travel and tried to drag some coworkers and most of them opted for Subway instead. At least I figured out who the most adventurous one was.

You may recall the story of the time Aziz Ansari made a woman perform oral sex on him without her consent.

I have Hyundai from the last decade (2005). 124k miles and nothing that my DYI hands haven’t been able to fix.

My partner has 80k miles on a Veloster and other than interior wear, it’s been bulletproof. Zero problems with routine maintenance. Only quibble has been it’s tendency to eat tires every 30k miles.

I put 150k miles on a 2006 Elantra, and the only problem I ever had was the radiator springing a leak. $50 to fix it. Seriously, that was it. I’m also not terribly gentle on any of my cars. Single-handedly the most reliable car I’ve ever owned.

I think the past twenty years have passed you by

Do some homework before writing next time.

1999 called, they want their stereotypes for Korean cars back.

Cool, you found one example of an Elantra having an issue. Good for you.

It’s pretty obvious you don’t have current data.