Nine Lives looks like the biggest, worst turd. Pete’s Dragon is money in the bank though, starting with mine and I rolled my eyes when I first heard of it being remade.

Spy was surprisingly good. Give that one a try. I didn't really like her before watching that one.

“Throwing contemporary music at everything” was how we got the original Ghostbusters theme in the first place. Ray Parker lifted it from Huey Lewis, not the Platonic realm of film themes.

Because executives and marketers currently believe throwing contemporary music at everything is a good idea.

I like Fall Out Boy (yeah, come at be people :p), and even I thought it was just awful.

First they turned them all into women and now all Japanese women?! When will the SJWs stop the madness?!!?

Pretty enjoyable, actually. Definitely a large step up form the Fall Out Boy/Missy Elliot cover. I believe that version is what is known as a “hot mess.”

THE MARBLES!!! GIVE HIM THE MARBLES!!!

please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real

Never understood why people are so scared of ouija boards. Without one I wouldn’t be able to tell the ten year old boy I’m haunting what I want him to type on the internet.

That’s the movie that put him on the map for me. He nailed playing Michael Biehn from his voice to mannerisms.

Very cute.

No, I don’t want this.

Looks totally forgettable to me. Pun intended, but still perfectly valid.

I was optimistic about this, but honestly it just looks like a retread of Nemo, with nothing new to offer.

I don’t know about you, but if the purge was a real thing, I would jaywalk like a crazy person. That and park in front of fire hydrants. No rules, baby. I can live free.

I was on a plane with Sean Penn not too long ago. I can confirm he's an asshole.

Sean Penn is a spousal abusing piece of shit. He's on my permanent boycott list along with Charlie Sheen and Chris Brown.

Off-topic, but that top picture made me realize how much good money I would pay for a Charlize Theron's Evil Queen VS Angelina Jolie's Maleficient movie.

Narcissism wouldn't be misunderstood if everyone would shut up and listen to me describe it.