They dated but she didn’t almost marry him. Penn seemed to think she would but she’s spent the last 15 years talking in great detail about how she’d never get married and didn’t believe in it.

Given the steep drops in TLJ’s box office I’d say it’s pretty irrefutable right now that general audience opinion is also divided, not just the fanboys.

Yeah I feel like her being in a movie automatically lifts it from the absolute worst list. What did Transforms have to save it? Mark Walberg?

The Last Face is one of those movies where you can almost see the ensemble of experienced actors realize they’re in something that’s definitely not going to turn out how they thought it would.

I mean I think that’s up to Narsissa. It may be that they consider themselves to always have been a woman and only recently processed the feeling in a way that made sense to them. In which case it would be pretty disrespectful to say you always saw her as a man. I know sometimes it’s tough for people who knew the…

It’s because this news story isn’t actually a news story, which is why reputable sites like The Guardian haven’t published anything on it. Apparently these court documents were actually interspersed with stuff that came off the internet, as in, were probably faked. As per usual, Jezebel is reporting on things that are…

I’m in no way defending Jackson, as allegations against him are serious and will always continue to be suspect with what went on leading up to his original trial, but YET AGAIN Jezebel is publishing completely un-sourced claims with a story that only untrustworthy news sources are reporting on!
You are an appallingly…

In the spirit of Jezebel I’ll just say you all look exactly like the kind of people that would work at Jezebel. By which I mean, the kind that hang out in a group in the kitchen at parties talking trash about everyone else in attendance, but also have such delicate egos they get super offended when they hear there’s a…

Why doesn’t it surprise me to know that Jezebel has it’s finger on the pulse of those bobble-heads over at E!.Maybe if they started trying to filter the shit out of their water before slapping it up here this site wouldn’t make me feel like I just left McDonalds after hitting the gym every time I come here: gross and…

Oh hun. You are a fine one to talk.

It’s pretty genius really. She’s got her own potential action-thriller franchise on the horizon with The Grey Man adaptation that Brad Pitt was taken off, so get the massive amounts Fast and Furies on board with you as action badass hot off the tail of Mad Max and it’s a done deal. That is some great brand shaping…

As a serial picker of terrible guys, I’m heartily agreeing with this one. A lot of the time assholes reveal themselves to be assholes slowly.

I know I take the Fast and Furious movies very seriously, but I’m going to go ahead and hazard a guess that maybe, just maaaybe, the Fast and the Furious movies are not the “serious, meaty” roles she was referring to in that interview.
Unless she has my impeccable tastes in action fare, in which case maybe she was.

Can Helen Mirran please still be in this though? Can she be Shaw mother and Charlize be Shaw daughter? I’m counting on her showing up in a Mini Cooper with that crazy Rita from Arrested Development British accent.
Or hell just AS Rita from Arrested Development!

I heard she was appearing in the sequel, but not starring.

Jezebel still trying to squeeze some more juice out of misrepresenting Theron over that dumbass magazine comment I see. You guys sure are getting enough of that tasty click money from her lately though.

Ehh, whatever. I have no shame in saying I love the heck out of those stupid Fast and Furious movies and I’m one of…

Yes! It’s like a clown. There’s this veneer of happiness and joy, but it’s so exaggerated to such a cartoonish degree you can’t help be fascinated when there really does turn out to be something morbid or horrific underneath!

Insulting you would be me ripping on your looks or your abilities instead of what you said. But I wouldn’t do that, because I’m not mean.

Nothing personal Sheesh. We cool. And I’m going to come clean with you, I was trolling you just a ~wee~ bit there because your super intense mean girl comments got me thinking you were an odd one. But I’m going to go ahead and lock this down and say you really have no business getting involved with a conversation like…

That movie came out in 2004 when I was 14, so I was the target audience. That movie that has since become an Internet-wide popular meme that everyone but you knows about apparently.
And you’re mean because you sound mean, not because you disagree. Seriously, I thought for sure you were a teenager, not a grown woman.