@KamWrex: Cyborgs eat bullets!

@Josh_Geyer: Lemme guess... It kicked out and shattered a bunch of aquariums?

The CEO himself should dive down and fix it.

@HeartBurnKid: Agent of R.O.A.C.H.: Which is sad because even my laptop's low-end Radeon HD 3200 integrated graphics accelerates Flash great in Windows. Hopefully AMD gets their act together.

@SharpnPointy: It's "would have" or would've, not would of.

@tyrannotaur: Magikarp is also prey for Pidgeotto, Pidgeot and many other predatory Pokemon, I'm sure.

What was the oxygen level like in, say, the 1600's, before we had millions of vehicles and factories and chopped down the forests?

Owned this years ago on one of those bootleg "4 in 1" carts.

Shame the Wii isn't built quite as well as the Japanese-made N64 and early GameCubes.

Ooh, and I bet the higher-ups continue to get the same salary and bonuses as always...

@DRaGZ: That's a great point actually. The one exception is Link, and Mario also rarely has written dialogue (just phrases).

@Psychopathic Assassin: Eek! A Klansman!

@Sloopydrew: But will you come crawling back if their next console actually has decent graphics and the kind of games we used to love them for?

Did they fix the icon disappearing bug under Windows 7?

I couldn't tell it was him at all when he played Sigmund in Ratchet & Clank: A Crack in Time. Pretty versatile guy.

@Karth is Ego Tripping: But then again so was the platinum GameCube, and even that was subjected to removal of the component output.

If they're dumb enough to need such a service, you have to wonder how good their actual gameplay skills are. Figuring out the Water Temple in OoT will likely make their brains explode.

I have their round M&M's-esque phones. Sound quality is a step below Apple's own in-ear phones but not too bad.

Haha, Bowser's nose is sooo cute.

I'd love to see this bird meet a stuffed Chocobo doll.