So get a fucking minivan? 

Yeah, good call. I accept. Though I was really going more for mocking than emotional. Mocking stupid consumerism is fun since it just so easy, getting worked up is, well as you say a waste of time. On the other hand, when the roads are clogged with these things and we wonder what people do with their resources and…

How bored is your wife with life?

Because Americans are big and fat and don’t want to be crammed into a Tercel. This is why land barges were so popular in the 70's, except then the gas shortage & EPA requirements ruined cars, so they started selling rebranded trucks as cars to get around the size, mileage and pollution limitations. Of course, cars…

A totally oversized, overweight, overpowered, poor-ground clearance, ridiculous gas-guzzler that will have one driver and zero cargo items in the back, say, about 90% percent of the time.

Because you’re white, affluent, insecure, and miserable. Rather than confront your inability to face difficult emotions, you just buy one of these. Along with your Xanax and wine, it makes everything better.

So the cartoon shit show continues.