Extreme level: Roasting Marshmallows by hand.

I believe you forgot to call "dibs", which I have just done.

If it were me on the table, I'd want the doctor to at least try. Hell, take me outside and strap me to a lightning rod.

Fun fact: The cover art for Janelle Monae's album is by Sam Spratt, who used to be resident artist for Gizmodo.

"AFAIA, wrapping the body in foil wasn't part of the ancient Egyptians' mummification practice."

So did we stop pumping helium into the Bill of Rights? I haven't seen it in a long time.

Other fun ideas for you:
1. Open casket funeral...without embalming!
2. Have metal poured over your body and posed like Han Solo
3. Weekend At Bernie's adventure (until your body becomes too gross to continue)
4. Cremated in something comically huge, like an EZ Bake Oven or a food dehydrator.

In a few more releases, we'll have phones that look like cars from NASCAR.

As a TMobile customer with great (LTE) reception wherever I go, I am greatly offended by your comment.

unless they unwrap it in some kind of Faraday room or they drive it out to the middle of nowhere where there's no reception.

Why is that a problem? Netflix can see what I watch as well.

True, but I guess I'm spoiled with multiple cup holders.

or you could just put the candle (in it's glass holder) in your cup holder.

If someone could design an email virus that would automatically send terrorist-related words to a random email address outside the country, they could give the NSA a lot more work to do.

Read the first sentence of this article.

Become the people's hero and serve no time in prison? I don't think any administration would want to encourage that.

If DARPA is Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, shouldn't this group be called EARPA?

Well if they mailed a brick and the buyer receives it, the buyer can sue the seller for fraud. By using ice, the packaging would be destroyed in transit and the seller can blame the courier for exposing it to rain and/or theft.

I watched this on a plane to Hong Kong. It was good, but I felt it was stretched a little long in some places.

"Teddybear Junction. The worst scum-hole in the galaxy."