Not such a looney idea. If you get a student who gets this injury and the parents sue, stating that the school could have equipped this bat to prevent it, you'll see it everywhere.

I don't think nuclear reactors "blow up" like nuclear weapons. Sure, there are small explosions due to pressure build up. But the main danger of a nuclear meltdown is the resulting fire and spread of radioactive material into the air. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

They should make a grand ceremony out of putting it out. Like, get a bucket of water from Rome and have it ran around the world to New York to douse it.

I didn't say he ruined the movie. I'm only saying he ruined the memory of an awesome cartoon I watched when I was a kid. I am a huge NPH fan, but I'm disappointed that he read the script and still said yes.

What if there was an earthquake?

NPH already ruined one childhood cartoon for me. Let's give the Jetson honor to someone else.

Probably a good idea to invest in a boat. You'd still need the firearms to defend yourself from other survivors, though.

I don't know about you, but the idea of fast zombies is a hell of a lot scarier than slow zombies. In slow zombie movies, you have to rely on the stupidity of the characters to carry the storyline (like "Oh hey, I'm going to break off from the rest of the group and turn my back for a few minutes. I hope nothing…

I can somewhat back this up. I used to have a German roommate who laughed at how easy it was to get a driver's license here.

I usually ask for a larger share of the inheritance.

Those weren't "headphones". They were spider larvae. And they've laid eggs inside.

I used to light my play cities on fire.

My will requires my children to take my corpse on a Weekend at Bernie's adventure before they get any of my money.

Voltron was a robot made up of multiple robots. I think that this movie is closer to Robot Jox, in the way that it's a single robot, the way the pilot has to physically pilot the ship (instead of sitting in a chair), and the way that each country built their own robot.

I can see someone arriving at their stop, pulling it with all their might to remove it, and then the plunger handle driving into the eye of the person standing behind them.

The only problem with using incognito mode for bank websites is you have to go through a second layer of authentication. For bank of america, it's answering your security questions. With Chase, it's having a code sent to your phone. I guess it's really up to you whether you want to sacrifice convenience over security.

I think a lot of people do that. Just make two shortcuts on your desktop. Right click on one of the shortcuts and click properties. Add a space and -incognito to the end of Target field. Done.

Actually, being Asian myself and in my thirties, I can still use my college ID to get student discounts.

49 years old. She still looks the same as when she starred in Joy Luck Club. WHAT IS YOUR SECRET GYPSY?

James Hong running around with a banana. How could that be awful?