Booth totally looks like a male model in that picture. Thank you Zoolander for forever ruining this part of history for me.

I think my grandchildren will be equally unimpressed by this (since they'll have hoverboards and stuff)

I could already see the x-rated apps taking advantage of this in the future.

I'm gonna take the idea from Bridesmaids and propose to my girlfriend...Fight Club style.

I don't see this going any farther than just cuddling. Deckard Cain's voice is a major turn off.

I completely forgot about the Back to the Future plot. I guess I got too angry thinking about getting an alternate me super rich.

This reminds me of that website that lets you send an e-card to someone. The card had a cartoon animal that is saying something cute, but its voice was so low that you'd have to turn it up to hear it. Once you got the volume cranked up, it started blaring out "AN@L SEX DOT COM. ALL AN@L, ALL THE TIME!!"

Where would you get the money to buy all the Apple stock? If you're going to bring cash, you'd have to hunt down the old 20 and 100 dollar bills prior to their redesign. How old were you in 96/97? I was a minor, and therefore would not be able to purchase stock without my parents' consent. Asking my 96/97 parents to…

I was so close to perfecting the Rat Wheelchair and now they go and do this.

That's what Bed Bath and Beyond wants you to believe...

Just show him the picture of the guy's face (depends how old he is of course). That'll definitely keep him from putting any drugs into his body.

I would refer to the infamous Supreme Court case of Finders v. Keepers.

I can finally jump into the back seat and curl up to take a nap on my way to work, or install that cocktail bar into the arm rest like I've always wanted.

10 bucks says I can set one of those patches off after a spicy breakfast burrito.

I'd be more worried about the creepy guy taking pictures of me on the bus than watching a video incorrectly on my ipad.

so i should get a tetanus shot before i go jogging?

I didn't say drug addicts were smart.

At first glance of the picture, I thought this was going to be a Star Trek article.

Now drug addicts can shoot up without leaving marks on their arm.

How do you pronounce that last name? Bowie? Man, I would want Nikola Tesla representing me.