so now, all their current subscribers know they can get 50% off for 16 weeks if they threaten to cancel.

what happens to the robots that fail?

"You know you're rich as balls when you can recreate reality television shows for personal amusement."

i feel like i just watched a slide show.

i learned all i needed to know about neutrinos from woody harrelson, that crazy bastard.

on the other hand, you could buy one copy and cut it in half before giving it to your kid. it'll teach him a great life lesson: that he should get a job and buy games with his own money.

self destruct mode would imply we've lost an expensive piece of equipment for nothing. i prefer kamikaze mode.

you just saved my niece's christmas. thank you.

From the looks of the diagram, it also doubles as a urinal.

Some people protest for the sake of protesting.

Didn't we already see this idea in Superman? We all know how that turned out.

The Sigourney Weaver-narrated version has chestbursters coming out of the polar bears.

with the hand gestures in that picture, i would imagine the screen displaying something much more graphic.

"Make sure to run the video at full screen." I was half expecting this to be a joke with a picture of the girl from Exorcist popping up at the end.

so you're saying that if you pretend to be an environmental protester, you can get into a nuclear facility delicately accompanied by security? that seems even more disturbing.

you obviously haven't seen Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

You can also flip it so it'll make drivers look up. Hilarity ensues.

So you're saying this guy could wipe out half the ferret population? I'm equally outraged.

how bout we let them publish the article AFTER they come up with a cure for it?

i like how it can be mounted in a truck. imagine a drive-by with this sucker.