better not show this to george lucas...

at least they only used the word "he". women can still be good photographers without nikon equipment.

i still don't see why the packaging matters. any store i've been to only has a demo model on display and the boxes behind a locked cabinet.

I am also wondering this.

In my mind, I'm dipping those suckers in batter and deep frying them. Popcorn Pandas.

that was down, right, fierce.

but then sarah mclachlan wouldn't be able to make her sad commercials...

i see where you're going with this: Orca steaks paired with Panda steaks. A Black and White surf and turf. Genius!

I would only advocate saving pandas if there were a possibility of eating them once we got their numbers up. Panda Steaks.

it's called Cartman's mom. i would post a screenshot, but it's not really work appropriate.

i can't help but think that the vets are racing one another. one guy is cheating and using an ice cream scooper.

how about a social network based on blood type? easier to find compatible organ donors.

the one time i wish i didn't have adblock.

i'll get on board with this idea if i get unrestricted access to the chili and cheese topping.

now i'm wondering who should play Gaia in the Don Cheadle Captain Planet.

what if you forget your code?

clever police.

the placement of the headset jack?

Which is why he sent Jesus.

"But ancient humans didn't drop the old technology like it was an iPhone 3 - they were seemingly slow adopters."