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Oh her?

Bobby, those gifs just made my whole weekend. You’re perfect.

This sounds like the statement a kidnapping victim makes while desperately blinking H-E-L-P in Morse code with his eyes.

I do dig that she wasn’t apologizing for what she said, merely that she said it publicly. That’s a pretty important distinction.

I LOVEEEEE that he began his review with “My name is Tituss Burgess. Im an Emmy Nominated Actor for Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt currently streaming on netflix.”

#franksexpress

*chuckle*

I love this man.

I call bullshit. Understanding bonds and investment principles has zero to do with the every day business of making ends meet for 99% of people. And that business about minorities paying more to borrow money? It’s not because they’re dumb/uneducated about how borrowing works, it’s because our financial system actively

lol you are so goddam furious

To me, her “calmness” was very similar to the way a horse trainer speaks to a spooked and dangerous animal. She couldn’t risk setting Officer Triggerhappy off on herself or her daughter.

Also Martha, there are clearly THREE eggs under that Booby. Use your special eyes!

Looks like they might be...

I’m glad there aren’t people all over the world tracking how often I cry in public and why....

Seriously. Twitter was there for me last night, with actual real news and facts of what was happening in Dallas. (not) Shockingly it was Black twitter, specifically, that was keeping me informed. So stfu Seth.