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my fall crush is also on The Voice but as a contestant this season, & his name is

my cats full name is Lucille Furball. I call her Lucy but she’s more of a Lucifer. also, lil squeak, lil meowse, lil beeb. anything with lil in front of it. one day I’ll have a boy cat & I shall name him Buttonwillow McKittrick. Buttkick for short

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Mad Love!

wow I didn’t realize how old this article is whoops

could be! I’m a north bay 90s kid & Joker most definitely did ballet.

These stories are my favorite. My mom saw Bill Murray & like a knee jerk reaction she shouted at him, “BILL!!!” He turned to her & shouted back, “WHAT?!” She was like, oh that’s right I DON’T know you. She’s still embarrassed about this moment but I love it lol. I like to think I’d be cool if I ran into a beloved

You’re so naive

I knew it. a pizza restaurant wouldn’t hire me as a server because I wasn’t, quote the manager, “bubbly enough.” it was actually because I’m really, really, ridiculous good-looking, therefore, pizzas should be serving me. yes.

I am so here for it #imtooskeksisformyshirt

agreed. & my own confession, I love their perfumes!

I agree with you. my mom is also my best friend in the same ways you describe. the relationships mentioned in this thread sound co-dependent & bordering emotionally abusive, frankly UNfriendly.

I follow him too, he’s the best

this Kubrick inspired commercial was made by a youtube “talent”

I live in a neighboring town & I do all my shopping in Santa Rosa/Rhonert Park just so I can swing by Amy’s afterward for a burger & fries. as someone who grew up on junk/fast food & who feels like they may NEVER get the craving for french fries out of their veins, they’ve made the transition to veganism

he has a youtube series on GQ’s channel