ninjatoodles
ninjatoodles
ninjatoodles

hey Amazon Prime folks, whatja vote for: I Love Dick, Jean-Claude Van Johnson, or The Tick?

meh

I’m thirty & stoned

I want to be BFF with The Rock & to be able to call him Pebbles

yes! you may need to reapply once more or so, depends on your activities (lots of walking/dancing compared to sitting at a bar/restaurant)

been using plain ol’ chapstick for this exact purpose, works wonderfully. even smaller packaging for toting around everywhere & gives a very precise application, perfect for strappy sandals/heels

lol all these comments from people angry about how a total stranger spends their money

no longer married to a guy who portrays her brother

Now playing

here’s the interview (2:15 for ‘brows). he’s def been practicing in the mirror

Hot Dog Princess!!

#WHINYLITTLEBITCH

bye, Fiorina

there’s one wrong way to eat a reese’s.

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