ninjastatus
Ninjastatus
ninjastatus

The evidence is a bit circumstantial and certainly limited, so I’ll use a definitive title and say it’s true.

The whole YouTube celebrity thing is just not my stick. I now have an 11 yr old that would rather watch these jackasses rip on each others videos than watch the Empire Strikes Back.

“Career” is . . . such a funny word.

Effective yet shitty way to get more subs. I have 0 respect for this guy even before this stunt and it isn’t improving. I just find him annoying.

Can we please stop paying attention to this guy now? He literally lied to you and manipulated the gaming media for a week for his own benefit. You don’t have to write about him or his moronic band of followers ever again. Just ignore him.

I feel like knowing him must be exhausting

Oh what a shocker, the folks over at Gizmodo loved Wikileaks up until the point their document dumps had a negative effect on the Clinton campaign.

Time to discredit Wikileaks before the next Hillary email dump next week. Nothing to see here - move along please.

I’m sure I’m just one of the many you’ll get on this, but: wow! This is just lazy, misleading, clickbait chicanery! NO, all Apple products are NOT at risk! Most Apple products have convenient tools to lock, track, and identify them should they be stolen. Your attempt to make the story blow up has only made ME blow up!

That isn’t blowing up the story. That’s bad click-baiting. Come on. You are supposed to be an editor. The actual story is interesting but people won’t see it because you decided that iPhone would get you more clicks than Airpods.

Should the title read AirPods instead?

I take it you didn’t follow any of the live blogs today?

I honestly tried to read this article four times but zoned out after the first sentence because I’m subconsciously allergic to bullshit.

I seriously had to check if I still on Gizmodo. Who is going to be the first person to explain why this article fits and I'm being narrow minded?

We’ll see which of us gets more stars as the deciding factor. On this site, you have the advantage. And my reply should un-grey you to make it more balanced. And since my post was here longer, I’ll spot you the three stars I have already received. Good luck.

Russia hacking the DNC is bad, but if you don’t want to be embarrassed by your leaked emails maybe try not saying embarrassing things?

I’m not an Obama fan personally, but can we just keep him for 1 more year and start this election over? The rules are: If you have run for prez in the last decade you can not run again.

I’ll have to read this someday.

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I personally haven’t tried this but it seems like it would work in most cases.