Surprised I have yet to see (I’m sure it exists) the same headshot pasted on top of The Blob from the gawd-awful Wolverine Origins film.  A much more accurate boxing image.

I mean, I’m not mad that you’re mad about it since I don’t like mayor pete, but are campaigns really supposed to vette each donation before it hits their account? Warren’s raised $60 million in the last 5 years, I’m sure at least 8% of that came from assholes.

Yeah, dealing in lazy stereotypes about Asians eating family pets is totally not racist, yo!

I don’t think that the Republicans who support this mad dog regime are doing it as a matter of temporary expedience anymore. I think that they believe that the Republican base has openly embraced racial bigotry, nativism, and contempt for common decency for the foreseeable future and have grasped that as their future…

I got two sentences of her speaking before I had to turn it off. I like her music, but my body is waaaaaaay too creaky for all that youthiness today.

Hold up now, Family Matters at least had the distinction of being utterly batshit insane! To paraphrase Key & Peele, they turned a blue-collar Cosby Show into Quantum Leap. To this day, I’m still amazed by that. 

We don’t want you here either.

But is Lube man the newly arrived in town agent Petey?

Jezeus... all that's missing is the gimp suit. 

You might want to consider whether or not Kenneth Starr was associated with any other instances of ignoring sexual assault before you commit to that opinion. 

This one time I took a profitable sports blog, told it to completely change its already successful column subject writing strategy and managed to fire the editor in charge leading to all the writers quitting in solidarity, leaving it as a shell, and then banning all comments because I was afraid of criticism. What a…

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Without getting played? You must not remember that Stephen Jackson played himself when playing hardball with the Spurs.

It’s been an embarrassing number of years since the first time I heard Pearl Jam on a classic rock station. I’m feeling so old lately.

I’m not going to comment on making Always gender neutral.

So, Julian Castro is only endorsed by Joaquin Castro. Is that even a real person? He looks exactly like Julian Castro...

Speaking as a male of self-identifying “reform Judaism following,” I have no problem with this.

Yes, the “found a weapon” IN ANOTHER ROOM! Not the room she was in. why even mention it??? Other than to insinuate there was a “threat.”

I could have gone to my grave without ever knowing about Blippi. 

Now there’s a book series. I don’t think you’ll have any problems finding a publisher. You can probably get a Netflix deal too