I was a nanny for years before I went boring (accounting)

This is the single best way I’ve EVER heard open-carry described.

Awwww.

Yeah... That was a ‘can we have a get-out-of-jail-free-card’ statement if I ever saw one.

Agree. I held off ordering off the website when M was young... I snatched em up as soon as they hit Target.

Can this dude SERIOUSLY STOP with the suit/baseball cap ensemble?

OMG. I loved mine until I wore it to school one day and my boobs were quite the standout... the heat didn’t reach through the padded bra. It looked fucking ridiculous to have two blue spots on my chest and the rest was pink.

Oh that’s just RICH

Hugs to you too... We all need one somehow ;)

You’re welcome.

I placed my baby for adoption 4 years ago. It was a rape and I had originally sought an abortion immediately (Plan B didn’t work. Yes, I took one at the hospital)

And I’m also taking exception to the detail stating ‘Up to 30 days old’ without facing charges... One should NEVER face charges if they want to surrender an un-abused child.. I don’t give a fuck what the reason is or if the kid is 6 years old. It’s no one’s business why someone has decided they can’t or won’t…

Genius.... Simply genius :)

Oh hell no. It will never happen.

I hear that!

I would love to if my landlord allowed it! (dog)

I take it one step further and try to avoid having any body part less than a foot from all edges at all times. Why on earth this will ultimately save my life one day, I'll never know. But it will. It WILL.

Blankets: The invisible force field offering protection and immunity from nightly evil.

Well, this just blew the roof off creepy.

...which, I’m sorry, begs the question: