I’m not casting aspersions on her cleanliness (really), i’m saying I have doubts that this story is legit.

You can pry my hair tie off my cold, dead wrist!

I agree and I’m calling bullshit here. I think it’s possible?? but my guess is she would have had to have it super tight and chafing to cause damage. Or I could see a rubbing hair tie making an existing wound worse.

It really does, doesn't it? How dirty could her hair be to give her three different infections? Does she swim in open sewage?

This seems...super unlikely to me. Like, was it so tight it was injuring the skin on its own? Did she already have an open cut or something there? What the FUCK was she doing with that hair tie that would get enough virulent bacteria on it to cause that kind of serious infection? IDK, this sounds like urban legend…

Definitely isn't fake. I know the person who wrote this.

At worst their kids will just give other rich, entitled, privately schooled kids whooping cough. Its a wash.

well, presumably she's been vaccinated, so the likelihood of that happening is slim

"You know what, I've ready too many books about autism."

Such assholes. They have no fucking clue what they're doing.

Your "science" and "logic" have no place when it comes to MOTHER'S INTUITION.

And the elderly, and infants, and the immunocompromised.

People for eons lived without vaccinations and lived perfectly healthy lives...until they died at age 22 from a cold.

Jay Cutler is literally a pox on Chicago.

Anti-vax people are assholes. There are a certain percentage of children who cannot get vaccinated because of allergies and various medical issues and thus rely on herd immunity to prevent contracting shit like the mumps and measles. Not only are the anti-vaxers putting their own kids' at risk, they're putting these…

A related scientific study that I have just completed today has conclusively proven a link between Kristin Cavallari's cranium and up her ass.

Actually the kids SHOULD get whooping cough, as it can prevent choking which does run in the family.

as a lifelong bears fan, i've never really had a reason to feel anything more than indifferent towards Jay Cutler. His on-field attitude as enough to bother me during games, but afterwards it was quickly forgotten. But this bullshit just infuriates me more than anything. There's nothing worse than some idiot with…

Vaccination won't do any good. Any child carried by her has been a walking petri dish since utero.