I now picture doesitmatter and Dirtbike Milksteaks duking it out on top of a destroyed Metal Gear hoping to defeat the other before Shadow Moses explodes.

One more and she get's 10% off the Joan Rivers Deluxe.

Don't act coy. We all know Harrison Ford is just eye-candy in every movie he's in.

Wait, Ridley doesn't have a realistic figure but we don't attack Nicki Minaj for the one she had manufactured?! Humanity is definitely on my shit list.

That technically hasn't been her defining trait for 3 years now.

Where's your head at, Doublejeans? Seriously!

I take it this funeral won't be held in a mosque either.

And did it worst.

I can vouch for that. The church I went to during the 80's had a concession stand and they sold green and orange Tic Tacs.

This trailer kind of undid any excitement I had on the movie. When the whole thing started I was not a big fan of the Bridesmaids connection which I saw as being only a mediocre movie. Melissa McCarthy can be funny, but she's been stuck in her female Kevin James schtick for years (yeah I know Spy is the best usage of…

They should get Nick Cannon. He's hilaaaaaaaaarious!

Uh, HulkHoganBrother is up there^

The Dawg Pound make their way into Iron Chef America

He better not be taking those hoes to Red Lobster with the cheddar biscuits!

Dave Chappelle already predicted how the first episode will go:

>run conanobrienyell.exe

How else would you run around? You haven't worn clothes in years.

Well, there is no way this movie will bring about cries of "whitewashing history".

The right one must be jealous.

"So phones have computers in them now but no buttons. It's crazy!"