I have an upset stomach and a broken heart…

He'll be playing The Collector. The SWU and MCU are in the same universe.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's obviously not true. Where do you think Darth Sidious got all those low cost contractors for Death Star II?

The only thing I can say about this movie at all is the promo posters that they showed a couple months ago are badass. Whether anything in this movie lives up to that still remains to be seen.

Oh boy…

I thought the update was Bratz.

It's Ray Bradbury Month.

How does that make you look any different than the thousands of spray tanned jackasses on the street?

Trader Joes.

Smothered in secret sauce.

If you're a white male, you can take credit for anything.

New-FOUND-land.

JLA/Avengers touched on that when each of the supergroups went to each other's Earth. The JLA saw the Avengers as failures with all of the world problem that they allowed to happened (like Zero Tolerance), and the Avengers saw the JLA as people putting themselves in the position of gods with the number of…

That was Jon Peters.

Spanikopita!

Don't hold your hopes up. They wrote Kim out by having Triana say she moved to Florida and became a devout bible thumper. Plus, Doc and Jackson have said on several occasions they have no intention of bringing Kim back.

He's the man who's going to burn your house down…with the lemons.

I don't know if this counts, but the first thing that came to mind when I read this was "taking your lover to a motel room in the path of an Arnold Schwarzenegger/Bill Duke fight" from Commando.

That opening line sounded like it was cribbing from "Rules of Nature", which would have been a selling point for me.

Back in your box, Kristy Swanson.