Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.

This is good news for Ezeli, but I am sad to hear about Greg Oden’s passing.

I actually really liked Tron 2, and was disappointed this got pushed back/cancelled.

WB: Besides, we heard you know how to take a punch.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ha.

Here’s how that conversation went:

It’s not the worst trade Divac has been involved in.

Counter-point: Ben Affleck is not a bad Batman. The writers wrote a bad Batman, but his performance was one of the only things from that movie that I didn’t hate.

While Suicide Squad was all around garbage, there are many good ideas in Man of Steel and Batman V Superman, it just that Zack Snyder is so incompetent and David Goyer is also so incompetent that the movies ended up being complete messes. It’s like they are 4 movies mushed into two.

What the fork? This is exciting bullshirt!

“There were no ‘Where is Roger’ chants during the Steelers dominating victory last night, period.” #SpicerFacts

Oh man, Hogan’s face was as scared as it was that time he found out that he was filmed banging Bubba The Love Sponge’s wife while dropping the N-bomb

Absolutely! He should maybe set up a private email server, too!

Rodgers must be strong af if he can keep dragging McCarthy’s fat ass on his coattails like this.

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

Good game. Great ending.

I know you’re correct inasfar as how the film itself works... but I loved seeing Vader’s castle. THAT was a nice little expansion on the established characters, much like teeing Tarkin just assume command of the Death Star with a withering comeback to Krennic’s indignance.

This is some of the most thorough sports analysis I have seen on deadspin in a while. Good on yinz.

Really? Because, umm, Yoda failed to do so at the end of Attack of the Clones, with a much smaller ship (Dooku’s starfighter).

Agreed! I was fully expecting the movie to end once Jyn/Cassian bit the dust, but the moment I saw that red lightsaber ignite, my friends and I lost our collective shit.